The Tomb of Annihilation
Session 5
Dahc's Parade Ends in Theft, Terrafolk Board The Fridge
2026-05-22 · 2h 30m
“The party spent their final morning in Port Nyanzaru attending a lavish dinner with Merchant Prince Kwayothé, where Bob received a bleeding-effect spear and Dahc lobbied unsuccessfully for a loan toward Deadly Treasure. After dinner, Dahc went full celebrity — drinking through the market district, losing his chain shirt, winner's ring, and longsword to pickpockets and chaos, then leading an entire crowd in a 'Fuck Thrain' chant parade to the harbor. The party finally departed at dawn aboard their newly christened ship 'The Fridge,' navigating the Soshenstar River under Eku's guidance. Mid-journey they discovered an abandoned fishing village where Bob mercifully ended the suffering of a dying, decomposing woman — revealed to be someone Eku had guided there six months prior. Shortly after, Terrafolk raiders and velociraptors ambushed the ship, and the party successfully repelled the attack with Thrain's marksmanship, Oak's giant frog wild shape, and Dahc's sacred flame finishing blow.”
👑 Session MVP
Dahc Doorblack
Cleric
2
Kills
1
Checks
8
Healing
CritSheet
| Player | Class | DMG | Taken | Heal | Kills | Crits | ATK | Checks | Deaths |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fighter | 33 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/3 | 0/0 | 0 | |
| Druid | 5 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1/2 | 0/1 | 0 | |
| Ranger | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/3 | 1/1 | 0 | |
| Cleric | 15 | 20 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 3/3 | 1/2 | 0 | |
| Party Total | 69 | 30 | 17 | 5 | 0 | 9/11 | 2/4 | 0 | |
Session Cards
Mercy Kill in the Village
Drove a spear through a decomposing woman's skull, ending her suffering over her children's ashes.
Ego Becomes Power
Rolled nat 20 on a constitution check, converting a blackout night into permanent advantage on survival and dino handling.
Leads the Fuck Thrain Parade
Drunk on 20+ drinks, Dahc rallied the entire market district into a chanting mob marching to the harbor.
Opens With a Killshot
Drilled a Terrafolk out of the air for 16 damage on round one, nearly ending the fight before it started.
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